Stsenka Nomera Dlia Novogodnei Elki U Starsheklassnikov -

Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers.

The scene is set in a high school assembly hall, decorated with a slightly lopsided Christmas tree and silver tinsel. Characters: stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

(Ignoring her) Picture this: The clock strikes twelve. Instead of a gift, a giant envelope falls from the sky. It’s the university entrance results. Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost"

(Yawns) My reality is already cold and hard. I spent four hours on physics homework and three hours wondering why I exist. Can we just throw some tinsel on Gleb and call it a day? Instead of a gift, a giant envelope falls from the sky

(Softer) Exactly. So let’s make it count. Max, you can keep the glasses, but you have to wear a tinsel scarf. Danil, put down the coffee and help me with the "Snow Maiden" rap. DANIL: A rap? Really? ANYA: It’s either that or the Shakespearean tragedy.

Because "normal" is for the fifth graders. They still think the tree lights up by magic. We know it lights up because the school’s electrical wiring is from 1974 and it’s a fire hazard.