Sister Humiliates You.mp4 ⭐

"Link in bio to see the full meltdown when I show him this," Maya chirped as the screen faded to black.

He renamed the ghost dance file SISTER_HUMILIATES_YOU.mp4 and hit "Replace." SISTER HUMILIATES YOU.mp4

The scene cut to a montage of Leo’s "greatest hits." There was the time he’d tripped over his own cleats during tryouts, edited in slow motion to a circus soundtrack. Then, a clip of him practicing his "cool guy" hair flip in the bathroom mirror, complete with heart-eye emojis and a caption that read: Main Character Energy (In His Own Mind). "Link in bio to see the full meltdown

"Meet Leo," Maya’s voice-over whispered, dripping with mock sympathy. "The guy who thinks he’s ready for varsity football, but still asks Mr. Narwhal for permission to go to sleep." The file wasn't on the cloud yet

Then, he noticed something. The file wasn't on the cloud yet. The "Upload Status" icon on Maya's open browser tab was spinning—it was only at 12%.