[s3e2] Remember When Jade Broke A Nail? Here

"I have a nail file in my bag!" Tori offered, reaching into her purse.

As André started a slow, bluesy riff, Jade slowly looked at her hand, her expression shifting from anger to a terrifying, theatrical calm. She climbed back onto her throne. [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?

Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte. "Hey guys, are we ready to—" She stopped, noticing the funeral-parade vibe. "What happened? Did Sikowitz get stuck in the vents again?" "I have a nail file in my bag

"It’s a millimeter of keratin, Jade. It'll grow back," André said, tuning his guitar with a nervous eye on her. Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte

Jade hissed like a cat. "Keep your amateur grit away from me. If I’m going down, I’m going down with dignity."

"It’s a fracture ," Jade corrected. "I was trying to open a prop locker that some idiot—probably Robbie—glued shut for his 'performance art.' It caught the edge. I felt the snap in my soul."

Cat skipped onto the stage, holding a giant ball of pink yarn. "One time my brother tried to grow his nails really long so he could climb walls like a lizard! But then he got stuck in the screen door and we had to use butter to get him out."