"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" .
These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire: postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes
— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide . "C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress"
— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" . postal_2_all_postal_dude_quotes