My Preety Sucks Big Cock -

If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo. My "lifestyle" currently consists of:

So, here’s to the messy buns (that aren’t cute, just tangled), the unfinished projects, and the entertainment choices that would make a film critic cry. It’s my life, it pretty much sucks, and I kind of love it. my preety sucks big cock

I call it "Kitchen Sink Charcuterie." It’s basically just eating pickles and shredded cheese over the sink because I don’t want to wash a plate. Entertainment: Low-Stakes Thrills If my life had a theme song, it would be played on a kazoo

My entertainment choices are equally chaotic. While everyone else is watching the latest critically acclaimed docuseries, you can find me: the unfinished projects

1. Splash water. 2. Realize I’m out of moisturizer. 3. Hope for the best.