I Delitti Del Barlume 9x1 -

Massimo Viviani, the reluctant barista-detective, was nursing his own existential crisis when Pilade, Ampelio, Aldo, and Gino burst in. They weren't there for their usual card game; they had a body.

The investigation swirled around a local "farm-to-table" dinner held the night before. The four elders, acting as self-appointed undercover agents, spent the night "interrogating" the town’s grocers, mostly by complaining about the price of artichokes until someone cracked. I Delitti del BarLume 9x1

Commissario Vittoria Fusco arrived, looking like she hadn’t slept since the late nineties. She immediately banned the elders from the crime scene, which, naturally, meant they spent the afternoon spying through high-powered binoculars from the bar’s terrace. The four elders, acting as self-appointed undercover agents,

"He was poisoned," Massimo noted, peering over Vittoria’s shoulder at the toxicology report later that evening. "But not by something sophisticated. It was botulino —bad preserves." "He was poisoned," Massimo noted, peering over Vittoria’s

"A foreigner, Massimo! Face down in the sand near the old pier," Gino wheezed, adjusting his glasses. "And he’s wearing a tuxedo. At 8:00 AM!"