Drivel Today

"It's not genius, Barnaby," the mailman sighed. "It's just .".

In common usage, refers to nonsense, silly talk, or meaningless ideas. It can also literally mean drooling or letting saliva flow from the mouth. The Story of Barnaby’s Great "Idea" drivel

Looking down at the gooey mess on his shoes, Barnaby paused. He blinked, sighed, and tucked his journal away. "It's not genius, Barnaby," the mailman sighed

He held up his journal. Within its pages was a disorganized rambling of arrows, coffee stains, and the word "Zest" circled seventeen times. His argument, as he explained it to a confused mailman, was that if everyone ate enough lemon zest at exactly 3:00 PM, the collective sourness would "electrify the atmosphere" and power the streetlights. It can also literally mean drooling or letting

One Tuesday, Barnaby stood up and cleared his throat so loudly that three pigeons took flight from the sidewalk.

"Citizens!" he shouted. "I have solved the energy crisis with the power of flavor!"