While largely useless, Guybrush will make different sarcastic comments when you examine the armor at various points in the story. You can also "show" it to other characters like Elaine or Stan for additional comedic dialogue. Horse Armor / Return to Monkey Island / Nintendo eShop
The "Horse Armor" for is a humorous, non-functional pre-order bonus that parodies the infamous cosmetic DLC from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion . The "Horse Armor" Gag Explained The "Horse Armor" Gag Explained It occupies a
It occupies a single slot in Guybrush Threepwood's inventory. does not solve any puzzles
It provides no practical use , does not solve any puzzles, and has no impact on the game's narrative. While largely useless
In a series known for its sharp wit, the inclusion of Horse Armor was designed as a "nearly 100% useless" item to mock modern pre-order culture and microtransactions.