"Do we really need a wipe warmer?" Mark asked, holding up a sleek plastic box that promised to keep moist towelettes at a balmy ninety-eight degrees.
Then came the "essentials" that felt like a foreign language: baby stuff list to buy
"The internet says cold wipes make babies cry like they’ve been touched by an icicle," Sarah replied, checking it off. "Do we really need a wipe warmer
"You want me to do what with my mouth?" Mark gasped, looking at the nasal aspirator. " Sarah replied
"Coffee," he said, rubbing his eyes. "We forgot to buy more coffee."