"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.
The bird didn't blink. It just let out a dry, rattling honk.
Gazza sighed, looking at his hash brown—the perfect golden triangle of grease and potato. He knew the drill. This was a classic Sydney shakedown.
The tourist scrambled for their phone, thanking Gazza profusely. Gazza just nodded, took a sip of his lukewarm coffee, and watched the bin chicken finish its prize.
"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.
The bird didn't blink. It just let out a dry, rattling honk. aussie reddit
Gazza sighed, looking at his hash brown—the perfect golden triangle of grease and potato. He knew the drill. This was a classic Sydney shakedown. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,
The tourist scrambled for their phone, thanking Gazza profusely. Gazza just nodded, took a sip of his lukewarm coffee, and watched the bin chicken finish its prize. "Don't even think about it